whatever it takes SCORE 30
who else can relate? SCORE 35
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
good luck SCORE 30
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
anxiety SCORE 28
i learned math today SCORE 33
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
the was a weird year SCORE 54
Yep SCORE 59
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
i don’t remember this episode SCORE 36
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
when the craving hits SCORE 24
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
the look of failure SCORE 51
I prefer red SCORE 24
just a few more years SCORE 28
mother fu… SCORE 51
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
