McDonald’s menu from the mid-90s SCORE 26
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 8
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
The same but different… SCORE 34
Say meatball SCORE 36
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
What about second recess? SCORE 27
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
This vet’s exam room door is made with the pupper in mind. SCORE 30
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
Till death. SCORE 38
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 56
Cute couple SCORE 33
When ferrets fall to sleep. SCORE 30
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35