rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
no SCORE 23
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
muggle born SCORE 14
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
help, i woke up SCORE 32
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29