What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 30
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 36
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 35
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Sailor Moon Origin Story SCORE 37
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Father son goals. SCORE 36
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
City’s full. SCORE 20
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
*easily amused* SCORE 45
The barking was incessant… SCORE 32
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Winter is coming… SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Barista good. SCORE 60
Love is odd. SCORE 42
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Perspective is everything. SCORE 35
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
