
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180

If you watch…. SCORE 186

A cat’s life. SCORE 0

Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387

Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 253

It feels good. SCORE 176

Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217

Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164

Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65

Betcha Can’t SCORE -2

Jenga! SCORE 198

Oh hipsters… SCORE 130

I need dis. SCORE 203

Books I could write. SCORE 106

Attack! SCORE 200

There may be a spy among us. SCORE 213

I’m too legit to quit SCORE 228

Whale bullies. SCORE 140

It isn’t. SCORE 183

Goldfish problems. SCORE 180

I miss you… SCORE 190

I’m so glad that never panned out as I imagined. SCORE 333

Just perfect. SCORE 23

Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 209

Science FTW! SCORE 153

Accurate. SCORE 168

Onion rings. SCORE 157

The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 207

You are traffic. SCORE 242

This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12

We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110

Women’s logic. SCORE -68