Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
If you watch…. SCORE 186
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 253
It feels good. SCORE 176
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Jenga! SCORE 198
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
I need dis. SCORE 203
Books I could write. SCORE 106
Attack! SCORE 200
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 213
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 228
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
I miss you… SCORE 190
I’m so glad that never panned out as I imagined. SCORE 333
Just perfect. SCORE 23
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 209
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Accurate. SCORE 168
Onion rings. SCORE 157
The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 207
You are traffic. SCORE 242
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Women’s logic. SCORE -68
