this is why i drink SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
clever SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
they get huge SCORE 22
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
i’m canceling SCORE 9
english burn SCORE 27
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
excuse me SCORE 19
i have layers SCORE 32
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
an impossible task SCORE 20
call the fire department SCORE 4
definitely a dog SCORE 45
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
i always spill SCORE 16
back to bed! SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29