We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Le sigh… SCORE 26
Never forget. SCORE 29
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
🤔 SCORE 19
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Absolute class. SCORE 25
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Be petty SCORE 35
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 17
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Let it happen. SCORE 34
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 23