realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
have it their way SCORE 16
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
take the slide SCORE 26
whatever it takes SCORE 16
the three settings SCORE 28
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
all natural SCORE 22
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
it’s the circle of life SCORE 32
email pride SCORE 44
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
til death do us part SCORE 22
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
this is genius SCORE 26
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
healthy grieving SCORE 34
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
enter my what now? SCORE 27
i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 23
one is never an option SCORE 10
