Contractions. SCORE 67
Medicine Lake, Alberta. SCORE 116
What Mount Rushmore Was Supposed To Look Like SCORE 58
Touching Letter Bush Sr. left to Bill Clinton at the White House SCORE 58
Trying to go to bed early. SCORE 102
You know what’s dumb SCORE 166
Settle down there Thor SCORE 143
That’s not a yearbook… SCORE 132
We Never Advanced SCORE 127
Teen pregnancy SCORE 125
Jumping to Conclusions SCORE 170
Life Without Timekeeping SCORE 101
Yes SCORE 165
Costco likes to live dangerously SCORE 119
WTF PEZ?! Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. SCORE 36
Shaquille O’Neal next to a replica of the tallest man to have lived SCORE 101
”I’m proud of my gay son”, New York City 1974 SCORE 132
There Could Be A Ghost SCORE 71
Advice for blocked numbers SCORE 164
I’ve never wanted to be in a gang more than this one SCORE 122
Progress SCORE 72
What brought you to Florida? SCORE 146
I need my daily hit. SCORE 74
If life gives you lemons… SCORE 106
Laughs Microscopically SCORE 136
Benny Boo Boo SCORE 158
My girlfriend just sent me this with no context SCORE 100
Sorry, I’ve gotta take this SCORE 75
Depression SCORE 142
So Much Of My Day Is Just Keeping Myself Distracted… SCORE 91
You gotta protect those eyeballs SCORE 133
So This Is How You Hunt Them SCORE 65
