Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
The first day of school. SCORE 228
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Because Cute SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
The new Batman SCORE 11
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
The more you know. SCORE 430
