Are you a carbon sample? SCORE 170
Procrastinators. SCORE 199
Aircat to base, requesting permission to land… SCORE 13
Elijah Radcliff or Daniel Wood? SCORE 34
Disney, Meet Grumpy Cat SCORE 7
Six Degrees SCORE 15
0mg SCORE 13
When I get too rotund I roll everywhere… SCORE 9
Never skip leg day. SCORE 8
Dem feels. SCORE 267
My recipe is on the Starbucks Secret Menu!! SCORE 5
Faith in Humanity restored. SCORE 393
Server’s RW she finds out that she just got tipped $200 SCORE 275
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 138
Why I love fall. SCORE 258
I didn’t see you at camouflage practice today SCORE 23
Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll SCORE 25
My reaction to spicy food, too. SCORE 16
cocaine. SCORE 2
Imposter! SCORE 9
Swagspeare. SCORE 134
Are you at a Hipster Wedding? SCORE 10
Cat-holic meeting. SCORE 22
It’s a beautiful day SCORE 13
Reasons why you’re awesome. SCORE 126
Hiiiyaa *boop* SCORE 15
I have done nothing at all SCORE 17
Witchcraft starter kit. SCORE 171
Nature Valley granola bars. SCORE 243
What the fox? SCORE 10
Subway in Stockholm, Sweden SCORE 13
My response to Twihards. SCORE 329
