How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 33
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 30
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Aawooof! SCORE 34
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 31
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 30
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
BabyNames.com SCORE 41
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
A rare edit. SCORE 24
