Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Finally. SCORE 344
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226