Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
When you see it. SCORE 5
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Loki. SCORE 152
Germans. SCORE 3
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
This and that SCORE 11
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Time. SCORE 133
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Loud music. SCORE 15
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Group projects. SCORE 149
