The power of barking SCORE 18
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Now kiss… SCORE 115
At my funeral. SCORE 218
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
2pactopus SCORE 113
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The Twortle SCORE 142
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Same thing… SCORE 21
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12