The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Finally. SCORE 344
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
