First They’re Sour, Then You’re Dead SCORE 7
Hey there stud muffin SCORE 25
College life SCORE 10
Whenever I go on a diet. SCORE 152
Sonder (noun) SCORE 26
Just cried a bit SCORE 31
My Love SCORE 174
So that’s how it started… SCORE 255
You’re welcome. SCORE 212
Magic. SCORE 281
Bees. SCORE 307
Like A Good Neighbor SCORE 19
Left The Bathroom Pretty Sad… SCORE -1
Every morning. SCORE 296
mi nombre es juan pérez SCORE 19
As a Game of Thrones fan, yes. SCORE 201
How Punny SCORE 10
morning people… SCORE 15
Like winning the lottery. SCORE 198
I used to think gas was expensive… SCORE 181
Diary of a sad cat SCORE 7
Wrong Number SCORE 5
thanks for the lift mum SCORE 220
Life as an introvert. SCORE 209
being a time traveller can get confusing SCORE 32
Proud moment reaching 100 SCORE -11
This is Halloween SCORE 13
Good Guy Galifianakis SCORE 521
Reptiles. SCORE 317
I declare a time war SCORE 316
Maximum derp. SCORE 70
Never have I been so wrong… SCORE 216
