I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Proceed SCORE 30
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
No one needs seven dogs SCORE 28
Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
What murder? SCORE 45
Sports! SCORE 42
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
They really should have expected this. SCORE 51
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Shoulda, coulda, woulda SCORE 39
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The system works SCORE 52
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Medical degree by Google SCORE 64
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Wrong number SCORE 36
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29