How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
choose wisely SCORE -2
Beauty… SCORE 374
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Genius. SCORE 353
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Me too. SCORE 222
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
Life of No. SCORE 73
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
Give me pets. SCORE 247
In Hell… SCORE 154