The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
English is hard. SCORE 291
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
‘Merica. SCORE 228
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Burn. SCORE 158
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
How I shower. SCORE 156
How I die. SCORE 289
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Attack! SCORE 196
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Baby on board. SCORE 185
Touché. SCORE 336
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 151
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Roses are red. SCORE 334
