Global Warming SCORE 183
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
I would watch this SCORE 110
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Packed party. SCORE 116
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Stress SCORE 147
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
The next Pope SCORE 143
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
How weather works SCORE 68
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
I am chill SCORE 102
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Spare Hair SCORE 56
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 100
No contest SCORE 123