Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
For me? SCORE 45
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Needs more white SCORE 23
Call 911 SCORE 18
Oh my SCORE 29
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Same… SCORE 53
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Problem solved SCORE 34
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Awkward SCORE 69
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Jinkies! SCORE 63
The original is still the king SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
It’s my super power SCORE 44
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
