I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Because Cute SCORE 16
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Things To do. SCORE 16
This happens way too often SCORE 11
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
The new Batman SCORE 11
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241