Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
Life of No. SCORE 73
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
Give me pets. SCORE 247
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
Genius. SCORE 353
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Me too. SCORE 222
Beauty… SCORE 374
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
’nuff said SCORE -4
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
In Hell… SCORE 154
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
choose wisely SCORE -2