My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
The heat index. SCORE 272
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
English is hard. SCORE 291
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Burn. SCORE 158
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Poor tree. SCORE 279
How I die. SCORE 289
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Attack! SCORE 196
Touché. SCORE 335
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
Baby on board. SCORE 185
Largest planet in the world… SCORE 229
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Acute angle. SCORE 197
How I shower. SCORE 156
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
I am the Batman. SCORE 252
