Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Mama no. SCORE 52
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
+ cry. SCORE 118
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Every time. SCORE 37
I GUESS SCORE 45
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Inconceivable. SCORE 57