
Fox loaves. SCORE 36

The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31

Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41

This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36

Say meatball SCORE 36

Cute couple SCORE 33

‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17

Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21

Be kind to each other. SCORE 39

There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18

Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20

I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 26

Till death. SCORE 39

I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35

Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48

What about second recess? SCORE 28

Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31

‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25

I would never put food down there… SCORE 23

The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57

This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35

I’m too weak… SCORE 32

Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30

Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48

Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26

Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35

For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35

Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31

Moms may bite. SCORE 40

The same but different… SCORE 34

Got ‘eeem SCORE 27

imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27