Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
2pactopus SCORE 113
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Same thing… SCORE 21
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 146
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Burn!!! SCORE 1
