
throw the damn ball SCORE 26

hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 38

unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56

must pet the pet SCORE 37

i also laughed SCORE 55

skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62

irony man SCORE 44

i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 80

it’s called fashun SCORE 22

they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36

heavy metal tree SCORE 45

cats always come first SCORE 27

it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50

i wonder why SCORE 39

oh wow SCORE 48

so true SCORE 37

the wisdom of picard SCORE 57

i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30

delete my number SCORE 28

don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28

i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13

we went on an adventure SCORE 47

sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29

thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24

they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36

i can never find the words SCORE 45

clever girl SCORE 40

this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29

important psa SCORE 44

i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 45

he did it because he could SCORE 37

it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42