it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the dishes… again SCORE 27
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
beavers hate water SCORE 35
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
growing toe beans SCORE 33
at least there are cats SCORE 20
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
dog bites everything SCORE 23
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 43
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
roger roger SCORE 14
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
