Every time. SCORE 180
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Lottery SCORE 4
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
Karma. SCORE 236
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Forever and always SCORE 0
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
My new calculator. SCORE 109
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
This generation. SCORE 265
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Good idea. SCORE 4
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
