We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
Hello, good sir. SCORE 34
It ain’t over yet, bucko… SCORE 21
He did earn such a thing. SCORE 29
I ship it… SCORE 29
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
Everyone was a good boy SCORE 30
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
Russian zombies… SCORE 34
Recurring vandalism. SCORE 22
Just a couple of tits… SCORE 14
The International Space Station passing in front of the Sun. SCORE 30
Teachers gotta teach. SCORE 24
Ready, go! SCORE 31
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
Arms delivery. SCORE 30
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
Pspspspspsps SCORE 23
*tips hat* SCORE 22
The wonder of US health insurance SCORE 27
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
Confirmed SCORE 20
Thanks gran but this is gross… SCORE 23
Impressive forger SCORE 44
Crows collecting snowflakes. SCORE 28
Robbery can be hard. SCORE 32
Please.. My son.. He is very sick. SCORE 16
Liminal spaces. SCORE 28
It only happens once a year sale… SCORE 25
It won’t be cute. SCORE 29
*CRONCH* SCORE 30