Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Worth a try. SCORE 125
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Worth a try. SCORE 78
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
