I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19
The best weapon against Nazis, turns out. SCORE 25
LVL Up to chemical warfare! SCORE 25
A dress made out of porcelain pieces from the Qing dynasty SCORE 28
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29
Le sigh… SCORE 26
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
*suddenly feels unsafe* SCORE 27
Who will you call then? SCORE 19
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Be petty SCORE 35
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
🤔 SCORE 19
Let it happen. SCORE 33
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26
ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 40
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
Nailed it. SCORE 42
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Preparation pays off. SCORE 99
But if I unfriend you, who will explain that you missed the point? SCORE 31
the gods are pleased with this individual SCORE 28
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
