The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
80 hours these days SCORE -19
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Proceed SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Real American hero SCORE 41
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
And cheese SCORE 26
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Fatality SCORE 40
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
