Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Funny not funny SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The life of a book. SCORE 74
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Oh my lawd. SCORE 80
Inconceivable. SCORE 58
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 48
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
+ cry. SCORE 119
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
I GUESS SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Every time. SCORE 37
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 117
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
Mama no. SCORE 52
