2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Long live the queen!? SCORE 29
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Le sigh… SCORE 26
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
To the rescue? SCORE 23
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35
Preparation pays off. SCORE 99
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29
🤔 SCORE 19
Let it happen. SCORE 33
Absolute class. SCORE 24
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Be petty SCORE 35
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16
