
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26

Got it? Good. SCORE 35

This sign in Thailand SCORE 32

With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17

Please, Papi? SCORE 21

I’m not sure which one is fake news… SCORE 20

Worlds tallest outdoor elevator on the side of a huge cliff in China SCORE 21

Blame ya mom. SCORE 24

Now kiss…? SCORE 9

The painting of an artificial eye. SCORE 15

It’s a collectors item. SCORE 23

Wedding fun has never been funner. SCORE 27

I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18

This compromise is acceptable. SCORE 24

It changed me in ways I do not understand. SCORE 23

Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 32

Employee beware… SCORE 23

The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 29

All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23

Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12

New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 25

Someone call the pawlice… STAT. SCORE 22

How am I just now seeing this?! SCORE 21

G’day, Gary… SCORE 22

Pay the toll… SCORE 27

Texting in the 80s and 90s SCORE 21

Wake it and shake it. SCORE 22

Cite your sources.. SCORE 24

When in traffic… SCORE 26

When advertising mimics art. SCORE 23

Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26

It’s toasted! SCORE 10