the gouda life SCORE 26
“don’t worry, he doesn’t bite” SCORE 18
trolley problem SCORE 17
mooning out the window SCORE 12
sleeping un-beauty SCORE 17
jack black is at the top, right? SCORE 10
frequent treat-ment SCORE 17
wife win SCORE 26
the gripper of the ripper SCORE 15
becoming a grandmeow SCORE 19
bellagio bath bomb bonanza SCORE 21
crusty opinion SCORE 14
shaking things up SCORE 9
airhorny SCORE 51
ah, the 90s and 00s… SCORE 27
the devil’s in the d-etails SCORE 5
judas jumpscare SCORE 32
meating expectations SCORE -41
checkmate, athiests SCORE 9
let’s get this (existential) bread SCORE 13
getting on the ball SCORE 20
car-brit-hydrates SCORE 2
eat-o burrito SCORE 5
weeding out the weak SCORE 16
a moron’s melancholy SCORE 20
souperb idea SCORE 20
im’ one two please SCORE 6
a little head’s up SCORE 24
the fine prints SCORE 24
the rizzo of oz SCORE 28
hankering for a hank SCORE 19
wiped clean SCORE 32
