Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
At my funeral. SCORE 218
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The Twortle SCORE 142
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Now kiss… SCORE 116
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
Accurate. SCORE 287
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Same thing… SCORE 21
