Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
I am home. SCORE 3
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Accuracy SCORE 130
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Accurate. SCORE 113
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
Please be troll. SCORE 140
There was a spider… SCORE 118
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Surprise me. SCORE 97
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
The Interwebz SCORE 1
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
