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I+saw+a+man+with+one+arm+shopping%26%238230%3B
US+senator+open+calls+for+executions+of+Americans%2C+BTW
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
But+if+I+unfriend+you%2C+who+will+explain+that+you+missed+the+point%3F
But if I unfriend you, who will explain that you missed the point? SCORE 29
Good+luck+with+the+investigation%21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29
%2Asuddenly+feels+unsafe%2A
*suddenly feels unsafe* SCORE 26
Le+sigh%26%238230%3B
Le sigh… SCORE 26
An+intro+to+the+Astley+Paradox
An intro to the Astley Paradox SCORE 29
LVL+Up+to+chemical+warfare%21
LVL Up to chemical warfare! SCORE 25
This+5+legged+toad+from+Springfield%2C+probably.
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Preparation+pays+off.
Preparation pays off. SCORE 99
Feed+the+birds%26%238230%3B+tuppence+a+bag.
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19
What+a+confusing+time+to+be+a+pirate
What a confusing time to be a pirate SCORE 26
2020+does+not+look+good+on+me%26%238230%3B+bro
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32
It+gets+crazy+in+there+after+the+bars+close
It gets crazy in there after the bars close SCORE 32
The+best+weapon+against+Nazis%2C+turns+out.
The best weapon against Nazis, turns out. SCORE 24
the+gods+are+pleased+with+this+individual
the gods are pleased with this individual SCORE 28
Gave+me+a+reason+to+shower%2C+anyway.
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
%F0%9F%A4%94
🤔 SCORE 19
It+all+makes+sense+now
It all makes sense now SCORE 27
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 41
A+dress+made+out+of+porcelain+pieces+from+the+Qing+dynasty
A dress made out of porcelain pieces from the Qing dynasty SCORE 28
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+agree+on+much%2C+but+please+understand.
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 28
Beware+the+danger.
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Be+petty
Be petty SCORE 35
We+need+you%2C+bud.
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Shield+thy+neighbour.
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
Who+will+you+call+then%3F
Who will you call then? SCORE 18
281+retweets%2C+302+%3C3
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35
ONE+MORE+TIME%21
ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 40
Let+it+happen.
Let it happen. SCORE 33
Discovered+a+shop+entrance+11+feet+below+the+current+shops%26%238230%3B
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
The+Karen%26%238217%3Bs+were+present+and+accounted+for.
The Karen’s were present and accounted for. SCORE 25
Smells+different%26%238230%3B
Smells different… SCORE 31
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