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Nooooooo%21
SCORE 142
Won%26%238217%3Bt+be+a+minute%21
Won’t be a minute! SCORE 27
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+dislike%2C+sonnets%26%238230%3B
I don’t dislike, sonnets… SCORE 35
You+have+simply+not+been+chosen.
You have simply not been chosen. SCORE 30
You+know+the+scream%26%238230%3B
You know the scream… SCORE 27
A+greeting%2C+of+sorts.
A greeting, of sorts. SCORE 29
Gamer+dogs%26%238230%3B
Gamer dogs… SCORE 19
Beware%2C+Microsoft+Office
Beware, Microsoft Office SCORE 25
Come+for+the+drinks%26%238230%3B+Stay+for+the+dancing+sandwiches.
Come for the drinks… Stay for the dancing sandwiches. SCORE 25
Just+soft+touches%26%238230%3B
Just soft touches… SCORE 27
Logical+conclusion%2C+really.
Logical conclusion, really. SCORE 28
dick+bong%26%238230%3B
dick bong… SCORE 20
Pointy+Side+Up%2C+preferably.
Pointy Side Up, preferably. SCORE 30
This+can+and+will+be+used+against+you+in+the+court+of+law.
This can and will be used against you in the court of law. SCORE 24
There+are+two+types+of+people%26%238230%3B
There are two types of people… SCORE 20
Warmth+confirmed%2C+and+appreciated.
Warmth confirmed, and appreciated. SCORE 23
Mars%2C+a+history.
Mars, a history. SCORE 20
You+are+the+most+beautiful+ship+in+the+world
You are the most beautiful ship in the world SCORE 36
buzz+buzz+birtches
buzz buzz birtches SCORE 18
So+progressive%26%238230%3B
So progressive… SCORE 15
Dino-chairs+are+the+new+rave+in+startup+America.
Dino-chairs are the new rave in startup America. SCORE 28
Soft+tissue+safety%21
Soft tissue safety! SCORE 19
The+cats+prefer+to+meddle+in+their+own+ways%26%238230%3B
The cats prefer to meddle in their own ways… SCORE 21
we+are+strong+together.
we are strong together. SCORE 26
You+probably+did%2C+Mike.
You probably did, Mike. SCORE 33
Read+the+humans.
Read the humans. SCORE 22
me+toooooooo
me toooooooo SCORE 23
and+maybe+2022%2C+too%21
and maybe 2022, too! SCORE 21
I+would+reconsider+religion+in+my+personal+life%2C+personally.
I would reconsider religion in my personal life, personally. SCORE 20
Beware+the+sharks.
Beware the sharks. SCORE 23
Hours+of+my+day%26%238230%3B+gone.
Hours of my day… gone. SCORE 34
Help+your+moms%2C+PRN.
Help your moms, PRN. SCORE 18
Italians+who+roast%26%238230%3B
Italians who roast… SCORE 22
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You+know+how+I+like+it%2C+Jim.
You know how I like it, Jim. SCORE 23
%2Aevil+Pixar+laughter%2A
*evil Pixar laughter* SCORE 22
Y%26%238217%3Ball%26%238217%3Bre+gathered+here+t%26%238217%3Bday%26%238230%3B
Y’all’re gathered here t’day… SCORE 21
Sea+ya+never.
Sea ya never. SCORE 15
I+hope+Baskin+Robbins+financially+recovers+from+this.
I hope Baskin Robbins financially recovers from this. SCORE 29
I+am+never+returning+this+back+to+the+library.
I am never returning this back to the library. SCORE 31
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