They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Jerk! SCORE 124
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Wait a second… SCORE 89
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Buddies. SCORE 18
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Words. SCORE 200
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Dear God. SCORE 119
