Slow Robot
Reality.
SCORE 122
Which+pill+would+you+choose%3F
Which pill would you choose? SCORE 105
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right%2C+Google.
You’re doing it right, Google. SCORE 199
What+does+%26%238220%3Byour+future%26%238221%3B+and+%26%238220%3Ba+group+of+crows%26%238221%3B+have+in+common%3F
What does “your future” and “a group of crows” have in common? SCORE 192
Count+Von+Count%26%238217%3Bs+reflection.
Count Von Count’s reflection. SCORE 150
Dat+box.
Dat box. SCORE 89
Oscar+the+Grouch%26%238217%3Bs+hippy+brother.
Oscar the Grouch’s hippy brother. SCORE 214
The+party+don%26%238217%3Bt+start+till+I+log+in.
The party don’t start till I log in. SCORE 111
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap! SCORE 112
How+we+used+to+do+it.
How we used to do it. SCORE 219
They+told+us+that+we+could+become+anything%26%238230%3B
They told us that we could become anything… SCORE 130
hey%2C+hey+%2C+hey+.+.+.
hey, hey , hey . . . SCORE 6
They+have+no+idea.
They have no idea. SCORE 168
The+existence+of+flame-throwers.
The existence of flame-throwers. SCORE 194
I+must+go%2C+my+people+need+me.
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 75
Roll+the+window+down.
Roll the window down. SCORE 223
A+misunderstood+genius.
A misunderstood genius. SCORE 136
Phil%26%238217%3Bs-osophy.
Phil’s-osophy. SCORE 239
Whenever+I+try+to+insult+someone%26%238217%3Bs+intelligence.
Whenever I try to insult someone’s intelligence. SCORE 181
Oreo+brownies.
Oreo brownies. SCORE 326
When+I+walk+into+a+spider+web.
When I walk into a spider web. SCORE 71
Where+sporks+come+from.
Where sporks come from. SCORE 136
In+pizza+we+trust.
In pizza we trust. SCORE 36
if+i+die
if i die SCORE 3
My+energy+drink+addiction+funded+a+space+program.
My energy drink addiction funded a space program. SCORE 63
Safely+remove+USB%3F
Safely remove USB? SCORE 86
Nope.
Nope. SCORE 112
Asteroids.
Asteroids. SCORE 107
i+must+try+this+next+time
i must try this next time SCORE 5
Just+when+you+thought+phone+booths+were+safe.
Just when you thought phone booths were safe. SCORE 131
Cupcakeception.
Cupcakeception. SCORE 169
More+Like+After+Any+Lecture
More Like After Any Lecture SCORE 5
When+I+open+a+pack+of+gum+in+class.
When I open a pack of gum in class. SCORE 150
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