Twist! SCORE 138
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Liz… SCORE 123
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
My kind of bed SCORE -71
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Not today. SCORE 205
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
English is weird. SCORE 95
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
