The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Perched. SCORE 34
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Stick Figures SCORE 25
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
You’re published! SCORE 35
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 22
