world record SCORE 15
the ultimate human test SCORE 44
i could go for a mcflurry SCORE 10
i feel seen SCORE 31
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
death is imminent SCORE 14
all the worries SCORE 18
amazing grandfather SCORE 62
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
one more time SCORE 15
hungry SCORE 4
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
nap time SCORE 19
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
hand off hooman! SCORE 13
forever suspicious of the future SCORE 37
puppy love SCORE 21
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
take notes, men SCORE 35
parents SCORE 37
they should be proud! SCORE 13
doing the lord’s work SCORE 27
just open it SCORE 12
spoiled SCORE 17
some words just suck SCORE 8
advil in every drawer SCORE 27
let’s rage SCORE 18