Slow Robot
Based+on+a+1995+study+by+2Pac+and+Dr.+Dre.
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+leave%2C+now.
You can’t leave, now. SCORE 26
That+should+do+the+job%26%238230%3B
That should do the job… SCORE 37
LGBT+is+delicious.
LGBT is delicious. SCORE 14
You%26%238217%3Bll+want+to+outpace+her%26%238230%3B
You’ll want to outpace her… SCORE 16
Get+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Colonel+Kim.
Get ’em, Colonel Kim. SCORE 32
Cerberus+goodest+boy
Cerberus goodest boy SCORE 33
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+an+imaginary+friend%2C+probably.
It’s just an imaginary friend, probably. SCORE 25
Earn+your+keep%2C+but+don%26%238217%3Bt+fall+for+it.
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 25
The+cutest+lil%26%238217%3B+Puma+will+murder+you+without+much+hesitation.
The cutest lil’ Puma will murder you without much hesitation. SCORE 35
You+shall+not+PASSSSSS%21%21
You shall not PASSSSSS!! SCORE 32
The+cats+shall+howl%2C+forevermore.
The cats shall howl, forevermore. SCORE 31
2020+has+a+good+ring+to+it.
2020 has a good ring to it. SCORE 27
did+you+do+it%3F
did you do it? SCORE 16
They+used+to+build+walls+bad%26%238230%3B
They used to build walls bad… SCORE 24
That+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+work%26%238230%3B
That wasn’t supposed to work… SCORE 13
A+vacation+sounds+nice+right+now.
A vacation sounds nice right now. SCORE 36
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
Best+boy+always+tells+the+truth.
Best boy always tells the truth. SCORE 22
Teach+me+the+way%26%238230%3B
Teach me the way… SCORE 31
What+a+knob%26%238230%3B
What a knob… SCORE 21
Masculinity+can+be+nice.
Masculinity can be nice. SCORE 43
This+is+the+Wario+Cosplay+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+searching+for%26%238230%3B
This is the Wario Cosplay you’ve been searching for… SCORE 19
They+always+ask+about+the+carrot%26%238230%3B
They always ask about the carrot… SCORE 11
And+what+kind+of+house+has+only+three+walls%3F
And what kind of house has only three walls? SCORE 35
Above+and+beyond%2C+bud.
Above and beyond, bud. SCORE 31
This+moth+pretends+to+have+two+flies+eating+on+bird+droppings+and+even+releases+a+smell+to+imitate+it
This moth pretends to have two flies eating on bird droppings and even releases a smell to imitate it SCORE 20
Found+the+chamber+of+secrets%26%238230%3B
Found the chamber of secrets… SCORE 18
Demono%26%238217%3Bs+delivers.
Demono’s delivers. SCORE 33
Nice+mug.
Nice mug. SCORE 23
Deep+in+the+forests+of+Indonesia+sits+an+abandoned+church+shaped+like+a+chicken.
Deep in the forests of Indonesia sits an abandoned church shaped like a chicken. SCORE 25
Former+President+Barack+Obama+attempting+to+eat+sun
Former President Barack Obama attempting to eat sun SCORE 21
Crew+of+Ethiopian+Boeing+737+after+being+hit+by+swarm+of+grasshoppers+opened+the+cockpit+side+window+and+cleaned+the+windscreen+by+hand+at+8500+feet
Crew of Ethiopian Boeing 737 after being hit by swarm of grasshoppers opened the cockpit side window and cleaned the windscreen by hand at 8500 feet SCORE 25
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OK+BUT+WHAT+DID+HE+HAVE+TO+SAY%3F%21
OK BUT WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?! SCORE 25
Spotted+in+NYC
Spotted in NYC SCORE 15
Author+Ronald+Dahl+in+his+garden+shed%3B+where+he+wrote+most+of+his+books%2C+including+%26%238216%3BCharlie+and+the+Chocolate+Factory.%26%238217%3B+1979
Author Ronald Dahl in his garden shed; where he wrote most of his books, including ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.’ 1979 SCORE 28
Litter+boxes+can+be+hard%26%238230%3B
Litter boxes can be hard… SCORE 24
If+it+lands+on+your+property+they+buy+it+off+you%21
If it lands on your property they buy it off you! SCORE 16
Mount+Fuji+Eraser
Mount Fuji Eraser SCORE 37
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