Says Kanye… SCORE -88
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Finally. SCORE 344
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
No. SCORE 88
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Every time. SCORE 123
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
China vs Germany SCORE 295
